2. Ate salad for
dinner…Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Really just one big, round crouton
covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese.. FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a
pizza.
3. How to prepare Tofu: 1. Throw it in the
trash. 2. Grill some
Meat.
4. I just did a
week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
5. I don't mean to
brag but … I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and
20 minutes.
6. A recent study
has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
7. Kids today
don't know how easy they have it ... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet
through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
8. Senility has been
a smooth transition for me.
9. Remember back
when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school?
Me neither.
10. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
11. I love being
over 70 … I learn something new every day … and forget 5 others.
12. A thief broke
into my house last night … He started searching for money … so I woke up and
searched with him.
13. My dentist
told me I need a Crown … I said, “You bet, pour mine over rocks”.