How come wrong numbers are never busy? Does that screwdriver belong to Philip? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why is it that night falls but day breaks? Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors? Do pilots take crash-courses? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How can there be self-help "groups"? How do you get off a non-stop flight? If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them? If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of? If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child? Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
