A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome his roommate
was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good
mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was
right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between
the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the
eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, "really
Mom, I can tell what you're thinking and you can just get it out of your
mind, we are just roommates and nothing more".
About a week
later the roommate remarked, "ever since your mother was here the silver
serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?"
He responded, "Well I'm sure she didn't but I will email her and ask just to be sure" he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom:
I'm not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am
not saying you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not
saying that you don't sleep with him and you know I love you and could
care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his
own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom