"I've seen it" the source said, "It's not Photoshopped, this thing is very real and quite interesting."
The hybrid creature which is described as being part human and part dog, has even taken up residency in a Niagara Falls home.
"It's head is that of a woman and it has the body of a dog" our source continued, "And it appears the creature may not have perfect 20/20 vision, as it was spotted wearing eyeglasses."
Niagara Regional Police refused to comment on the mysterious "Dog Woman" when a correspondent from the Parody Inquirer contacted them, referring us to the Mental Health ward at the new Greater Niagara Hospital.
A close friend of a friend to the insider told us "I know where it lives" but said they refuse to reveal that address, fearing the neighbours would panic and it was cause a media frenzy, not unlike that found swirling around that other hideous creature, Toronto mayor Rob Ford.
When asked if they feared "Dog Woman" could cause harm to others, the gardener of the friend of the insider's second cousin told the Inquirer "It doesn't appear to be hostile in any way. It's habits include lazing on the couch with a good book, dabbling in creating amazing paintings and enjoying a glass of red wine in front of the fireplace."