There is a girl named Angela,
Whose specialty is beauty
She’ll pamper you at her day spa
And even paint your booty.
Her imagination’s limitless,
Her creations are out of this world.
If you’re looking for originality,
Angie’s definitely your girl.
She’s celebrating her birthday,
And claims she’s forty three.
But forever youthful Angela,
This simply cannot be.
For that suggests you’re growing up,
And we’ll have NONE of that.
So party like a rock star
Cuz this cake’s got zero fat..